Wrestling two kids out the door, shoving on mittens and hats she turns in a rush "Have a great week Father!"
His hair is disheveled and part of his shirt is untucked. "Father, I've got a question, if they found aliens on Alpha Centauri, would we baptize them?"
Eyes white hot with rage: "That was a terrible homily"
Looking scared and nervous and poor: "Father, I've never been to Mass before. Can I come back?"
Seemingly unaware of the line of people behind him: "So Father, what's going on in your life?"
With tears streaming down her face she grabs the priest's hand extra tight: "Pray for my Mom who passed away on Friday. We're burying her in Alabama on Wednesday."
With a proud and odd chuckle and a look of contrived concern: "I found a typo in the bulletin."
With a smile: "Father that was a great homily. Thanks. I needed that."
"Father, I think the sixth grade teacher has to go."
"Father would you like to buy some cookies?"
"Is anyone going to water the hydrangeas by the front door of Church? They look like trash!"
"Parish council is on Thursday right?"
"If I were preaching I would have taken it a different direction"
"How's your grandma?"
"Could we meet on Thursday morning, I need someone to talk to. My marriage is really struggling."
"Who decided to raise the burial costs in the cemetery?"
"Father, Stan has surgery on Monday. Pray for him."
"Will you hear my confession?"
"Father, I hated that opening song. Did you pick it?"
"Can you come over for dinner on Tuesday?"
"Father, I loved that opening song. Did you pick it?"
"And a large crowd followed him and pressed upon him." Mark 5:24