1. (Lady over the PA at the airport): "We have no need for any volunteers to remain behind. The captain has been creative with the weight restrictions."
That is the kind of creativity I NEVER want to be a part of.
2. (to set the scene we have a frat guy talking to a sorority girl he had met on his flight, and both are now waiting for a taxi): sorority girl - "do you all have a formal?"
Frat guy: "In the Fall we have a casual formal." I really wanted to butt in and ask "Does your frat have any short long meetings or do you have delicious disgusting food at your frat?"
3. Frat guy: "Also, every year we have a retreat..."
(now I'm think to myself: "that's nice, probably not the type of retreat I'd opt for, but at least they're doing something positive")
Frat guy continues: "the retreat is really just us getting together for a weekend and getting smashed!"